OK, we’ll start with the basics. Let’s call this a ‘crash course in Yahoo Answers Pregnancy’
*If you have started to ovulate, even if you have never had a period, it’s still possible to get pregnant.
*If you have sex with a male, and you have a vagina, it is possible to concieve. Even if it is ‘put in there’ only once.. prec u m is uncontrollable, hardly noticeable and full of the little tigers.
*Little tigers means sperm. Not stripey cubs from Africa.
*You do not need to orgasm to concieve. Neither does he.
*It doesn’t matter what position you ‘do it’ in. It’s always possible. Unless it’s anal or oral sex. Which won’t make babies
*You are pregnant if a Home Pregnancy Test shows positive. No matter how faint the line. Or if a Dr tells you you are
*If your test shows a negative and you are still suspicious, take another test in three to five days.
* Only take a test if you have had sex. Not if you have sat on a toilet a boy has sat on before you…
*If you do not know how babies are made, continue playing with your Barbie for another 10 years.
*If you are 13 or 14 or 15 and do not know how to tell your parents, practice before you get pregnant by telling them you are sexually active. Carefully observe their reaction. It could be a good indicator of what it will be.
*Sexually active means you ‘do it’, or ‘have sex’, which means his penis has entered your vagina.
*Observe means ‘take note’
*C ummed is not a word. The technical word for this is ‘ejaculation’
*The earliest you can take a home pregnancy test is generally 14 days after you have had sex. Which is when your period is generally due.
*We are not pee sticks. They can generally be found at a pharmacy near you!
*You do not get the symptoms of needing to pee, nausea, cravings, heartburn or enlarged stomach the day or week after you had sex. You cannot feel a baby moving or kicking before 16wks (there are some exceptions here, like multiple pregnancy or subsequent pregnancies)
*You cannot tell if it is more than 1 baby from the ‘brightness’ of the control line on the home pregnancy test.
*This also means you cannot tell if it is a boy or a girl from the ‘brightness’ of the test.
My official Yahoo Answers question is,
Have I missed something?
LOL @ Wil, lmao!! Gold 
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I love my girlfriend with every breathe in my body, and when it comes to having sex, I want to be able to know that she’s enjoying it more than I am…
She says that it hurts when we first start having sex, but after about five mins. she says it starts to feel pleasurable. And to be really honest, I feel like she is saying it to make me feel like im not doing so bad.
She is my first sexual partner, and I hope that she is going to be my only, as I feel she is "the one"
I know that it is all about how she feels as well as how I feel…
How ever, I feel like im not giving her any pleasure what so ever.
When I am playing with her vagina, she says I make her weak in her knees and that she really likes it!
I just want some tips whilst we are actually having sex.
Is there anyone who can help me?
Who knew that sexual experiences could be so confusing?
lol
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OK, we’ll start with the basics. Let’s call this a ‘crash course in Yahoo Answers Pregnancy’
*If you have started to ovulate, even if you have never had a period, it’s still possible to get pregnant.
*If you have sex with a male, and you have a vagina, it is possible to concieve. Even if it is ‘put in there’ only once.. prec u m is uncontrollable, hardly noticeable and full of the little tigers.
*Little tigers means sperm. Not stripey cubs from Africa.
*You do not need to orgasm to concieve. Neither does he.
*It doesn’t matter what position you ‘do it’ in. It’s always possible. Unless it’s anal or oral sex. Which won’t make babies
*You are pregnant if a Home Pregnancy Test shows positive. No matter how faint the line. Or if a Dr tells you you are
*If your test shows a negative and you are still suspicious, take another test in three to five days.
* Only take a test if you have had sex. Not if you have sat on a toilet a boy has sat on before you…
*If you do not know how babies are made, continue playing with your Barbie for another 10 years.
*If you are 13 or 14 or 15 and do not know how to tell your parents, practice before you get pregnant by telling them you are sexually active. Carefully observe their reaction. It could be a good indicator of what it will be.
*Sexually active means you ‘do it’, or ‘have sex’, which means his penis has entered your vagina.
*Observe means ‘take note’
*C ummed is not a word. The technical word for this is ‘ejaculation’
*The earliest you can take a home pregnancy test is generally 14 days after you have had sex. Which is when your period is generally due.
*We are not pee sticks. They can generally be found at a pharmacy near you!
*You do not get the symptoms of needing to pee, nausea, cravings, heartburn or enlarged stomach the day or week after you had sex. You cannot feel a baby moving or kicking before 16wks (there are some exceptions here, like multiple pregnancy or subsequent pregnancies)
*You cannot tell if it is more than 1 baby from the ‘brightness’ of the control line on the home pregnancy test.
*This also means you cannot tell if it is a boy or a girl from the ‘brightness’ of the test.
My official Yahoo Answers question is,
Have I missed something?
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i don’t understand why she can’t make me cum. i mean yeah before me she has been with a shit load of guys and her vagina is kinda loose but shouldn’t she still be able to make me cum. i do masterbate alot like three twice a day and i have no problem making myself cum but when we have sex she can’t we have probaby had sex over 200 times in our 1 year relationship and she had never made me come or even make me come close to come. what can i do to be able to cum for her? please help!!!! she feels really bad about it.
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It is around 6 inches long and 4.5 inches around(a bit thinner than a toilet paper roll tube). All the other guys get answers like "If you work it right" and "size doesn’t matter, foreplay does". I know that can’t be ALL there is to it. I know the thicker you are, the more nerve endings in the vagina are stimulated. How will my penis do when it comes to that? Put it this way, for the average girl’s hand, i’m pretty sure, if you wrap your thumb and pointer finger around it, the fingertips will touch perfectly or maybe a little skinnier. Hey and all you girls out there, out of all the guys you have been with, what would you say is you’re most commonly encountered size, both length and girth(wrapping your hand around it)?
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and it smells just like her vagina. Also it was very well hidden.
I search her room everytime she goes off somewhere. And I was wondering why shes such a dirty lier saying that she swears on her mothers life that she does not masterbate.
How do I confront her? I was thinking I should wait till her mom comes and visit next week and put it on the dinning room table and tell her mom that shes a lier!
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Me and my boyfriend are good togather he is everything I want in a man but his penis is extremly small. We tried having sex before and it would not even reach the vagina I am so discouraged I really do like him and care for him I want to be with him but I dont think I will get the satisfaction in the future. I actually think I will end up cheating on him if I stay with him. I dont know what to do. I really dont know how to tell him that is penis is to small for me. Somebody Please HELP!!!!!!
Well my vagina is not to big and he would not know because he can not even reach it to get it in the vagina. He is 24 so I think he has stop growing.
And what if i wanted to have kids in the future what will I do.
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Why is it a women’s first reaction to laugh at a man with a small penis?
I mean men don’t laugh at short girls or small boobs ar smaller than average vagina’s in fact that’s what we want. So why do women laugh at men with small a penis?
13 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
I mean surveys say women need at least 6.5 inches plus thick women simply arent happy otherewise
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Ok in this section I see more and more questions from men requesting ways to "make it bigger" and I am wondering whats with the obsession?
The average man is about 6" and the average woman has a vaginal canal that is between 3.5-5 inches. This being said, as the vagina is a muscle that can contract and expand, why do men seem to think they need 11" penis’ to please a woman?
I do believe it to be porn, though often those guys look like shi* AND have ugly thin, or small equipment lol… What do you think it is? Is it porn in addition to the "notion" that a REAL man has a large penis? I am curious because of the questions, and my husband is my first and only so I dont know about all the other sizes and all that.
BUT I have heard horror stories from my friends who have experienced the 11" and the 5" and have said often that if a guy doesnt know what he is doing it doesnt matter what his size is. Ladies do you agree? Guys what is your take?
fatty- then why the hell didnt you answer it…
But is it really the same as women enlarging their breasts? Some women do it BECAUSE their husbands want them to, others do it because they want it. I dont think its the same thing… but I can see what you’re saying. I asked many questions so as to provoke thought, and not receive blanketed or bland responses……..
hey stars pls, I need answers, this thing is crazy… I want to understand it. I think men feel less than if they dont have the "ideal size penis, ya know?
sorry fatty, ya is doing something weird. It only said that is an interesting and intricate question when I first read it.
oh fatty, ron jeremy is a DISGUSTING creature. That man has bedded more than 4000 women…. also I hate the double standard, any woman who has had 4000 men would be seen as a slut. but that is away from the topic. I just wanted to add that for ya. I hate him, and what he represents. I dispise porn, though I will admit I used it for a learning tool as my first time was with my husband and I was insecure lol. I guess we all have insecurities huh?
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I’ve heard that a woman’s natural lubrication comes from either the cervix (near the top of the vagina) or the vaginal walls. Which one is correct? Is it a little of both?
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I have a beautiful girl friend, but she has a medical problem (that her vagina is too dry). It’s not a problem really she uses a special cream (we found answers to this problem on a few sites including here (http://www.bodyandfitness.com/Information/Womenhealth/dryness.htm , But I feel that now that she has seen a doctor and that we talked so much about it, she feels some kind of pressure to orgasm. As a matter of fact, she can’t really act and yales too much when we have sex. I’ve seen on different sites that women having orgasms have contractions of their perineum muscles (see illustrations : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbospongiosus_muscle or http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews5/orgasm.htm or here http://www.18closeup.com/perineum.htm ) I really wanna know if she’s really turned on or not? Do all woman have such contractions? Thanks for your answers.
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Hello, Im 17 and im having a problem, i lost my virginity when i was 14. Needless to say i havent had many sexual partners but the problem is i have never been able to come. I have a recent Girlfriend who i love very much and the other night she (Im going to be graphic were all adults here, well most of us lol) was giving me a hand job/bj for about 20-30 minutes and i just couldnt feel anything, didnt even feel close to cumming, so then we attempted to have sex and i must say i didnt feel anything niethter (i had a thin condom on and still couldnt feel anything, i have put my penis in a vagina with out a condom b4 and it felt great but i literly mean put it in and out like 2 times. Ive been looking for answers on the net and cant really find that much appart from i may be too used to masturbation. I do it quite often pretty much everyday (Im going to stop). Also id like to add i do make my gf come. Its frustating for her coz she thinks she is doing somthing wrong. PLEASE HELP!
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It seems that even though the size and tightness of the vagina varies a lot between women, it’s predominantly men who are ‘at fault’ if they have a penis which is too small for a woman’s liking. Sorry if I’m being sexist (I’m not trying to be), but isn’t this a bit unfair?
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On classical sculptures and pand painting it seems odd that all of the men have small penises is it because they were actually being true unlike the over photoshopped internet or has the average penis length grown to accomodate a larger vagina,lol
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Typically after clitoral and g-spot stimulation leading to orgasm, my girlfriend has a fluid that kind of seeps out of her vagina. It has the look and consistency of semen. It is not projectile in any way. Does anyone know what this is or at least experienced it yourself? Please do not answer rudely or say something stupid like ‘your girlfriend’s a hermaphrodite’. Thanks in advance to the people who take this site seriously.
If this helps, she is currently not on birth control but has been in the past.
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However, she thinks it may be too late to find any evidence. What will the doctor tell her?
Possible answers:
A.It’s probably too late because most of sperm dissolves almost instantly in the acidic environment of the vagina.
B. It’s definitely too late because all sperm dissolves almost instantly in the warm environment of the vagina.
C. It’s definitely not too late; alll sperm remain intact for a a month.
D. It may not be too late because sperm can remain intact for up to 14 days.
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