i have a wee penis with one testicle that is red and i have been itching it and scratching it and it wont go away… help?
OK, we’ll start with the basics. Let’s call this a ‘crash course in Yahoo Answers Pregnancy’
*If you have started to ovulate, even if you have never had a period, it’s still possible to get pregnant.
*If you have sex with a male, and you have a vagina, it is possible to concieve. Even if it is ‘put in there’ only once.. prec u m is uncontrollable, hardly noticeable and full of the little tigers.
*Little tigers means sperm. Not stripey cubs from Africa.
*You do not need to orgasm to concieve. Neither does he.
*It doesn’t matter what position you ‘do it’ in. It’s always possible. Unless it’s anal or oral sex. Which won’t make babies
*You are pregnant if a Home Pregnancy Test shows positive. No matter how faint the line. Or if a Dr tells you you are
*If your test shows a negative and you are still suspicious, take another test in three to five days.
* Only take a test if you have had sex. Not if you have sat on a toilet a boy has sat on before you…
*If you do not know how babies are made, continue playing with your Barbie for another 10 years.
*If you are 13 or 14 or 15 and do not know how to tell your parents, practice before you get pregnant by telling them you are sexually active. Carefully observe their reaction. It could be a good indicator of what it will be.
*Sexually active means you ‘do it’, or ‘have sex’, which means his penis has entered your vagina.
*Observe means ‘take note’
*C ummed is not a word. The technical word for this is ‘ejaculation’
*The earliest you can take a home pregnancy test is generally 14 days after you have had sex. Which is when your period is generally due.
*We are not pee sticks. They can generally be found at a pharmacy near you!
*You do not get the symptoms of needing to pee, nausea, cravings, heartburn or enlarged stomach the day or week after you had sex. You cannot feel a baby moving or kicking before 16wks (there are some exceptions here, like multiple pregnancy or subsequent pregnancies)
*You cannot tell if it is more than 1 baby from the ‘brightness’ of the control line on the home pregnancy test.
*This also means you cannot tell if it is a boy or a girl from the ‘brightness’ of the test.
My official Yahoo Answers question is,
Have I missed something?
LOL @ Wil, lmao!! Gold
I’ve tried the pumps and the enlargement pills and the natural male enhancement but none work. I’m getting desperate. Do you think tying my penis to a doorknob and slamming the door will make it bigger? Has anyone tried this? I could really use the feedback…
I accidentally did it the wrong direction and slammed the door on my penis. Now I can’t urinate anymore. What should I do?
hi i’m not sure if my size is normal but i feel shy if there is anybody who can help me make my penis bigger please i’ll really appreciate it.thanks.
OK, we’ll start with the basics. Let’s call this a ‘crash course in Yahoo Answers Pregnancy’
*If you have started to ovulate, even if you have never had a period, it’s still possible to get pregnant.
*If you have sex with a male, and you have a vagina, it is possible to concieve. Even if it is ‘put in there’ only once.. prec u m is uncontrollable, hardly noticeable and full of the little tigers.
*Little tigers means sperm. Not stripey cubs from Africa.
*You do not need to orgasm to concieve. Neither does he.
*It doesn’t matter what position you ‘do it’ in. It’s always possible. Unless it’s anal or oral sex. Which won’t make babies
*You are pregnant if a Home Pregnancy Test shows positive. No matter how faint the line. Or if a Dr tells you you are
*If your test shows a negative and you are still suspicious, take another test in three to five days.
* Only take a test if you have had sex. Not if you have sat on a toilet a boy has sat on before you…
*If you do not know how babies are made, continue playing with your Barbie for another 10 years.
*If you are 13 or 14 or 15 and do not know how to tell your parents, practice before you get pregnant by telling them you are sexually active. Carefully observe their reaction. It could be a good indicator of what it will be.
*Sexually active means you ‘do it’, or ‘have sex’, which means his penis has entered your vagina.
*Observe means ‘take note’
*C ummed is not a word. The technical word for this is ‘ejaculation’
*The earliest you can take a home pregnancy test is generally 14 days after you have had sex. Which is when your period is generally due.
*We are not pee sticks. They can generally be found at a pharmacy near you!
*You do not get the symptoms of needing to pee, nausea, cravings, heartburn or enlarged stomach the day or week after you had sex. You cannot feel a baby moving or kicking before 16wks (there are some exceptions here, like multiple pregnancy or subsequent pregnancies)
*You cannot tell if it is more than 1 baby from the ‘brightness’ of the control line on the home pregnancy test.
*This also means you cannot tell if it is a boy or a girl from the ‘brightness’ of the test.
My official Yahoo Answers question is,
Have I missed something?
seems like every woman i meet has something 2 say about my penis being small. one girl said it was stubby another said it was very little to a friend of hers and another girl said i could only satisfy 10% of women.
My size is 4.5 inches long erect and 5.2 inches around
so is it too small or what? can women feel the difference?
i am very jealous of the black males that walk around on this earth. god gave them something that they do not have to worry for a second. and that is a big and fat penis.i would like to know how on god’s green earth did they get it. what did they eat? i would like to have a 8" with 7" in diameter of girth. (meaning, by how many inches it is by measuring the all around the shaft)
and please do not suggest surgery.
All I get from my current yahoo group is spam mail about enlarging my penis… I know of someone who had the same problem. He said they stopped pileing in immediantly after he ended his association.
In all honesty I should have asked this months ago as it’s been going on for almost a year.
Simply tell me how to end my association with these dead ghost towns.
They should make this simpler…like a link on the groups page. "Want to end your membership?".
seems like every woman i meet has something 2 say about my penis being small. one girl said it was stubby another said it was very little to a friend of hers and another girl said i could only satisfy 10% of women.
My size is 4.5 inches long erect and 5.2 inches around
so is it too small or what? can women feel the difference?
seems like every woman i meet has something 2 say about my penis being small. one girl said it was stubby another said it was very little to a friend of hers and another girl said i could only satisfy 10% of women.
My size is 4.5 inches long erect and 5.2 inches around
so is it too small or what? can women feel the difference?
How can i get my penis to be bigger naturally without any pills and how can i stay longer without the use of chemicals
he would like to know
he found his penis was rather small
he also found he was impitent
and not able to achieve an erection
he would like to know what is wrong
and if it is right to have a penis only 1 and a half inches long
any replies would be greatly appreciated
thank you
How would I go about making my penis a bit bigger? I don’t want any commercial stuff that you see in ads or on T.V. I just want some home remedies n things like that.
Thanks for your time…
I also have a slight curve (my penis points in a certain direction)… How do I get rid of it, or make it less noticeable?
I have heard that jelqing can be bad for your penis. I was wondering if there was any way to enlarge my size safely by doing streches without buying anything. I have heard about exercises like towel ups but don’t know how to do them. Can someone post instructions on how to do them? please only post if you have tried them and don’t tell me that there is no way.
I have been taking Enzyte for 6 months and my penis went from only 3 3/4 inch to 4 inches. This isn’t a good enough improvement. I am Vietnamese and am naturally small. I have been able to get with women but after the sex I feel like they aren’t satisfied. I would like natural male enhancement but really at this point anything goes. Please Help!!!!! what should I take????
ENLARGE YOUR PENIS
I’ve seen many commercials on TV and heard about them from friends on Male enhancement pills, and how they are suppose to enlarge your penis.
I was thinking of getting some, I’m not small but I would like to be bigger you know? to increase the feeling during sex and stuff.
Can anyone tell me if male enhancement pills are good to use and safe, or if they are all just a scam? Because I don’t want to waste my money on this if it’s going to harm me or wont even work.
Is jelqing an effective way to enlarge your penis? If it is how do I do it? If it isn’t then does anyone have any tips on penis enlarement? Please help! I’m right at 5 inches and I can’t please my wife properly. This has become a very depressing issue. Please help!
To enlarge your penis?
How big would you go?
im 13 can’t masturbate and penis is only two and a half in at max lentgh is this normal??
can you make your penis larger by a vacum hose reason i am asking is like 2 days ago i was talking to me firend and he goes "tom i know how you cna make you d1ck larger" i said "enhancment pill?" lol and he says "no, get a vacum and take the hose and put it on your dick." i started laoughing so i was wondering if i was the stupid 1 for loughing or if he was the stupid 1 for saying that is it posiple to enlarge your penis with a vacum lol
can you make your penis larger by a vacum hose reason i am asking is like 2 days ago i was talking to me firend and he goes "tom i know how you cna make you d1ck larger" i said "enhancment pill?" lol and he says "no, get a vacum and take the hose and put it on your dick." i started laoughing so i was wondering if i was the stupid 1 for loughing or if he was the stupid 1 for saying that is it posiple to enlarge your penis with a vacum lol to all you ppl thinking i would try lol i wouldn’t i happy with my size lol

