Is there anything I have missed?

OK, we’ll start with the basics. Let’s call this a ‘crash course in Yahoo Answers Pregnancy’

*If you have started to ovulate, even if you have never had a period, it’s still possible to get pregnant.
*If you have sex with a male, and you have a vagina, it is possible to concieve. Even if it is ‘put in there’ only once.. prec u m is uncontrollable, hardly noticeable and full of the little tigers.
*Little tigers means sperm. Not stripey cubs from Africa.
*You do not need to orgasm to concieve. Neither does he.
*It doesn’t matter what position you ‘do it’ in. It’s always possible. Unless it’s anal or oral sex. Which won’t make babies
*You are pregnant if a Home Pregnancy Test shows positive. No matter how faint the line. Or if a Dr tells you you are
*If your test shows a negative and you are still suspicious, take another test in three to five days.
* Only take a test if you have had sex. Not if you have sat on a toilet a boy has sat on before you…
*If you do not know how babies are made, continue playing with your Barbie for another 10 years.
*If you are 13 or 14 or 15 and do not know how to tell your parents, practice before you get pregnant by telling them you are sexually active. Carefully observe their reaction. It could be a good indicator of what it will be.
*Sexually active means you ‘do it’, or ‘have sex’, which means his penis has entered your vagina.
*Observe means ‘take note’
*C ummed is not a word. The technical word for this is ‘ejaculation’
*The earliest you can take a home pregnancy test is generally 14 days after you have had sex. Which is when your period is generally due.
*We are not pee sticks. They can generally be found at a pharmacy near you!
*You do not get the symptoms of needing to pee, nausea, cravings, heartburn or enlarged stomach the day or week after you had sex. You cannot feel a baby moving or kicking before 16wks (there are some exceptions here, like multiple pregnancy or subsequent pregnancies)
*You cannot tell if it is more than 1 baby from the ‘brightness’ of the control line on the home pregnancy test.
*This also means you cannot tell if it is a boy or a girl from the ‘brightness’ of the test.

My official Yahoo Answers question is,

Have I missed something?
LOL @ Wil, lmao!! Gold

ORAL sex. How Many Consider Themselves Skilled On Performing On A Woman?

How many of you-I don’t care if you’re male or female- enjoy performong oral sex on a woman? Do you think you can satisfy your woman to the fullest in this way?

Is there anything I have missed?

OK, we’ll start with the basics. Let’s call this a ‘crash course in Yahoo Answers Pregnancy’

*If you have started to ovulate, even if you have never had a period, it’s still possible to get pregnant.
*If you have sex with a male, and you have a vagina, it is possible to concieve. Even if it is ‘put in there’ only once.. prec u m is uncontrollable, hardly noticeable and full of the little tigers.
*Little tigers means sperm. Not stripey cubs from Africa.
*You do not need to orgasm to concieve. Neither does he.
*It doesn’t matter what position you ‘do it’ in. It’s always possible. Unless it’s anal or oral sex. Which won’t make babies
*You are pregnant if a Home Pregnancy Test shows positive. No matter how faint the line. Or if a Dr tells you you are
*If your test shows a negative and you are still suspicious, take another test in three to five days.
* Only take a test if you have had sex. Not if you have sat on a toilet a boy has sat on before you…
*If you do not know how babies are made, continue playing with your Barbie for another 10 years.
*If you are 13 or 14 or 15 and do not know how to tell your parents, practice before you get pregnant by telling them you are sexually active. Carefully observe their reaction. It could be a good indicator of what it will be.
*Sexually active means you ‘do it’, or ‘have sex’, which means his penis has entered your vagina.
*Observe means ‘take note’
*C ummed is not a word. The technical word for this is ‘ejaculation’
*The earliest you can take a home pregnancy test is generally 14 days after you have had sex. Which is when your period is generally due.
*We are not pee sticks. They can generally be found at a pharmacy near you!
*You do not get the symptoms of needing to pee, nausea, cravings, heartburn or enlarged stomach the day or week after you had sex. You cannot feel a baby moving or kicking before 16wks (there are some exceptions here, like multiple pregnancy or subsequent pregnancies)
*You cannot tell if it is more than 1 baby from the ‘brightness’ of the control line on the home pregnancy test.
*This also means you cannot tell if it is a boy or a girl from the ‘brightness’ of the test.

My official Yahoo Answers question is,

Have I missed something?

Girlfriend Orgasm problem?

I’ve been dating my girlfriend for over 6months. During oral sex, after a certain point she tells me to stop because she can’t take it anymore. She says she becomes too overwhelmed and can’t continue. Any tips? Am i doing something wrong?

How come my girlfriend is doing these weird things during our intimate moments ?

I don’t know why my girlfriend has been doing this for several weeks, we’ve been together for about 2 years now and she hasn’t done anything like this. I’m not complaining but it just feels weird when she and i get intimate and when she decides to give me oral sex she starts making crying sounds like babies and when she starts she starts making giggling sounds. How come she is doing these things when we get intimate ?? Is there something with her ??

How come my girlfriend is doing these weird things during our intimate moments ?

I don’t know why my girlfriend has been doing this for several weeks, we’ve been together for about 2 years now and she hasn’t done anything like this. I’m not complaining but it just feels weird when she and i get intimate and when she decides to give me oral sex she starts making crying sounds like babies and when she starts she starts making giggling sounds. How come she is doing these things when we get intimate ?? Is there something with her ??

My girlfriend and I seem to be having orgasm issues. She can only orgasm through floor stretching+ ab work?

I have tried different fingering techniques and oral sex. She just doesn’t really get much out of it, maybe gets a little jumpy sometimes. She has never really masturbated, she doesn’t really have much advice for me.
Does anyone else have this problem?
And what can i do about it? help needed!

My girlfriend and I seem to be having orgasm issues. She can only orgasm through floor stretching+ ab work?

I have tried different fingering techniques and oral sex. She just doesn’t really get much out of it, maybe gets a little jumpy sometimes. She has never really masturbated, she doesn’t really have much advice for me.
Does anyone else have this problem?
And what can i do about it? help needed!

My girlfriend and I seem to be having orgasm issues. She can only orgasm through floor stretching+ ab work?

I have tried different fingering techniques and oral sex. She just doesn’t really get much out of it, maybe gets a little jumpy sometimes. She has never really masturbated, she doesn’t really have much advice for me.
Does anyone else have this problem?
And what can i do about it? help needed!

How come my girlfriend is doing these weird things during our intimate moments ?

I don’t know why my girlfriend has been doing this for several weeks, we’ve been together for about 2 years now and she hasn’t done anything like this. I’m not complaining but it just feels weird when she and i get intimate and when she decides to give me oral sex she starts making crying sounds like babies and when she starts she starts making giggling sounds. How come she is doing these things when we get intimate ?? Is there something with her ??

How come my girlfriend is doing these weird things during our intimate moments ?

I don’t know why my girlfriend has been doing this for several weeks, we’ve been together for about 2 years now and she hasn’t done anything like this. I’m not complaining but it just feels weird when she and i get intimate and when she decides to give me oral sex she starts making crying sounds like babies and when she starts she starts making giggling sounds. How come she is doing these things when we get intimate ?? Is there something with her ??

Can it be really damaging to a mans ego if he has a small penis size?

Considering he is unable to satisfy a woman? How can a man make it through life knowing he cannot possibly satisfy a woman because his penis is less than 5 inches?

Yes I’m a ware a man can satisfy a woman with oral sex, but how can one possibly feel good about himself knowing he can only satisfy a woman, and not satisfy himself at the same time?

Are men like these just not meant to ever have a companion in life?

Can’t make my girlfriend orgasm?

I’m a fairly experienced lesbian and i’ve been dating my girlfriend now for over 6 months. She’s never been with anyone else besides me sexually and neither of us can figure out why she can’t orgasm. We’ve tried strap-ons, vibrators, oral sex, and every different position i can think of and still nothing. Is it a mental issue or is there something physically wrong that should be addressed by a doctor? What can we do to help her reach her first orgasm? Please help, her sanity is at stake.

Ladies Help! Anything i can do to bring my 16yo girlfriend to orgasm?

I’ve been with her for 1 1/2 years and we’ve had sex quite a few times but i can’t get her to come. I can last about 40 minutes but is there anything else i can do. We try oral sex quite a lot as well but i just wanted to know any advice on this subject?

When having sex are you more worried about the males penis being to big or too small? Girls Only?

and would you rather that the male have a big penis but give you no oral sex or for the male to have a small penis but give you oral sex?

How can a woman who was sexually abused as a child overcome the effects of this traumatic experience?

Effects being: anxiety in sexual situations, inability to touch man’s genital area, unable to give or receive oral sex, just overall lack of passion for sex and uncomfortable in sexual situations

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