How can I keep women from laughing at my small penis?

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I have a penis that is only about 5.5 inches long and around 5.25 inches around, barely big enough to even get inside a woman. How can I keep them from laughing at me or getting angry during sex? Ironically, I get and stay rock hard and last a long time, but when you can’t even feel it, what good is that?
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LMAO. You think your small dude? You’re in average. Average is 4.5-6. A women’s vaginal canal is about 3 inches, so to start off you can get inside her. Your penis is fine, you just need to know how move it during sex.
show her better than explaining. bed her with the best sexual experience she has had or ever will have. use your penis correctly and wisely. aim for the g-spot. don’t be selfish – you only pleasure.
/Jerome
turn into a woman your only hope or kill yourself
Just tell her "Well, at least it’s bigger than your clitoris!"
Most women orgasm from clitoral stimualtion (oral sex or vibrator is best) , and the penile penetration is only endured to make you happy afterward. Helllooo.
You don’t have to be big to please most of us. We don’t like pool sticks knocking our ovaries about anyway. ow ow ow.
Get good at "foreplay" and you’ll be the most popular man in town.
get a penis pump…
As long as you know how to use it right, it should not matter… Many women prefer fat and thick, as opposed to length.
What do you mean? It’s an average size!
The ‘average’ length of an erect adult penis is about 6".
It’s worth remembering that the average adult penis is ‘designed’ to fit the average depth of the adult vagina which is also about 6".
There is no normal or average size for a soft/flaccid penis because they vary enormously. Some guys ‘shrink’ a lot more than others when soft. You can NEVER judge how big a guy will be when he is erect from his soft penis size.
The ‘average’ girth of an erect adult penis, that is the distance AROUND the penis measured at the thickest point, is about 5". Anywhere between 4.7” and 5.2” is normal.
Most penis growth happens between the ages of 12 and 16 with a subsequent slower rate of growth until the age of 17 or 18. Sometimes up till about 24 or 25yo.
Approximate lengths for under 18’s are:
At the beginning of puberty 2.4”
12 to 13 ……. 3.0" to 4.0”
14 to 15 ……. 4.0" to 5.0”
16 to 17 ……. 5.0" to 6.0”
To convert to cm, just multiply the number in inches by 2.54cm. For example, 5 X 2.54 = 12.7 So a 5" penis is 12.7cm
Laf at der small boobs b4 u take ur pants of, church.
Your equipment is average. Realize that most men lie about the size of their penis. 90% of all men are between 5-7 inches long and 3.75-5.75 inches in circumference. You are in that group if you are measuring correctly (from the top of the pubic bone and around the thickest middle part of the shaft not the glands) Your penis isn’t much bigger or smaller than the vast majority of men in this world.
Also the average median size of a penis in scientific or medical studies is typically just under six (lifestyles condoms had the biggest study on this and found it at 5.9 inches) , but the actual average size is usually about where you are..5.5 or so. If you don’t understand this look up the difference between median average and average.
If your penis is actually this size, you should do just fine for any woman that doesn’t have some kind of sexual fetish for a large penis. If that’s the problem, that isn’t your problem however, that is hers.
Also, please realize the size of your penis doesn’t relate to how good you are in bed. If you are bad in bed do not blame your penis, you are just bad in bed. You could blame your penis if you were actually tiny but your not… your normal.
people shouldnt laugh at you, that average size!!
quite often the girl your about to have sex with is proberbly going to be worried about what you think about her body
dont worry!!
merry xmas
you can’t stop them from laughing but if you give great oral sex it may win over a few women because if you have a small penis but have great tongue skills your just as great as a 8inch you have to make up for your short comings so start licking and sucking because that’s the only way the women are going to stop laughing
don’t show your penis
date virgins
become a top for beginners
or don’t have sex again
If you’re asking this question, there’s probably about a 98% chance that your penis is normal. Perfectly good penises come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and teenagers’ penises grow at very different rates. They are often curved somewhat, and the skin often has bumps and various colorations (which have nothing to do with STDs). Try not to obsess so much about your penis, and stop looking for things that might be wrong. It’s there to create pleasure, not trouble and worry.
If the bitches are laughing during sex, then you’re seriously dating the wrong chics, bro. It ain’t worth it, dude. If necessary, laugh back at ‘em. Tell ‘em their ass looks big in their jeans or their aereola is way too fucking ugly aorund their nipples.
Cowboy the FUCK UP … and be a man. Who gives a shit what they think. Dude, if you’re fucking and doing it frequently .. then, kudos to you. Just do yo thing and fuck them. Who gives a shit what they think.
You go get yours. Fuck dm bitchs.
lol dude laughing is the last thing a women is going to do right be for sex..she just want it ha ha i dosent even matter
u fuktard!
U have the tiniest weener eva!
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